Door-to-Door Sales Crap
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
How is this joke? Rate this joke plz..
2007-02-16 23:00:13 · 19 answers · asked by niki 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahah30x!!!!
I never thought I would had a good laugh at this joke. Thanks, you made my day! I would surely save this for my nieces, nephews and friends too!!!
I'd rate it 10/10 for that, Niki!!!!
Thanks!!!
2007-02-16 23:15:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-02-17 00:42:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anshra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's really a hilarious one......Think about the plight of the salesman and you would burst in to uncontrollable laugh....lmao
2007-02-16 23:32:55 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wud rate it 4 out of 5
2007-02-16 23:07:18 · answer #4 · answered by cookiecracker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehe
very funny joke thanx for the laugh
2007-02-16 23:14:01 · answer #5 · answered by nabeel h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny because vacuum cleaners suck.
2007-02-16 23:09:02 · answer #6 · answered by Third Son of Marianne 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
7 out of 10.. its qute funny to tell ya da truth...
2007-02-16 23:04:21 · answer #7 · answered by fizadora 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's fynny enough, but it's old. Heard it years ago...
2007-02-16 23:06:09 · answer #8 · answered by c_lotty2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's fresh, havn't heard it before.
2007-02-16 23:05:25 · answer #9 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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AND URS JOKE ARE AWESOME!!!!
2007-02-17 02:59:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋