This is what my Mom says when someone compliments her on her desert " Well thank you, I bought it my self" (she is a horrible baker)
This is what my Mom used to say to me when I lived at home.. " I want this room to be mint" ( I HATE THAT ONE!)
When she was mad at me " I brought you into this world, I can take you out too"
On the topic of sex " Your father and I had to do it at least twice" (My brother and I wanted to die when she said that ...*shudder*)
To my Dad when he was being grouchy " Ohh just go to bed you old goat"
If our grades were falling " You gotta pull ur socks up or I am going to come to class with you"
My Mom is very ...special but, I love her just the same.
2007-02-17 01:58:27
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answered by *Alice* 2
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Harry or Edward - Edward, this become extremely a confusing one yet i'm to no longer mad on the subject of the call Harry until eventually its a nickname. Ronald or Jacob - Jacob, by using fact it sounds extra attractive and suited to me. Luna or Rosalie - Luna, she become so quirky and its a attractiveness you do no longer pay attention alot. Hermione or Alice - Hermione, lower back i like uncommon names. Cedric or Emmett - Emmett George or Jasper - George, by using fact my aunt is termed Georgia. Sirius or Carlisle - Sirius Molly or Esme - Esme Ginevra "Ginny" or Isabella "Bella" - Ginevra, by using fact Bella is so over used. James or Charlie - Charlie Lily or Jane - Lily, Jane is in basic terms to basic for my flavor. Rose or Renesmee - Renesmee, even nonetheless i wouldn't in any respect call a toddler this i like how she blended 2 names mutually to get one call. Albus or Aro - Albus, first of all and that's in all threat obvious yet I unquestionably hated Aro. 2nd by using fact I continually seem to study it with a accessory. Petunia or Renee - Renee, I under no circumstances have enjoyed Petunia for a persons' call.
2016-09-29 05:41:37
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answered by ? 4
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There were thousands!!!!! Including "see you on the ice" when she went home. And its true, if you are a daughter, when you hit 50 you become your mother's mirror image. I sweep with a broom in the quirky way she did and I saw myself peeling the potatoes with her funny wrist action the other day.
2007-02-16 23:11:30
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answered by Anonymous
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" Don't worry, You will find a man to take care of you"
"make sure you know how to type so when you get divorced, cause you know you will, You will need to have a job in between marrages."
"let your brother eat first, after all he is a man."
" Why do you want to go to college?, Men dont like smart woman."
"you can't be a model, Your too short and your nose is to big."
2007-02-16 23:40:32
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answered by LadyCatherine 7
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There are so many things I could say about her, but the crazy thing is, is that I am turning into her. She used to say that I would and I didn't believe her, but I am. Oh well, I don't care. I love her and quirky ways. Now my children have to deal with me.
2007-02-16 21:49:53
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answered by jlily680 4
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Do as I say not as I do. Mother's need to say these things to their children it is in our rule book. Our kids will be answering these same questions some day.
2007-02-16 22:39:27
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answered by kelsey 5
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As long as you have three square meal and a roof over your head..then shut up
2007-02-16 21:48:20
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answered by Anonymous
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"Oh, yeah? Well, if your friend Johnny jumped off a bridge, would you jump off the bridge, too?" I knew she got that one from someone else, because I didn't have any close friend named Johnny.
2007-02-17 17:40:39
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answered by ponysense 2
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Mothers know best, believe me.
2007-02-17 00:38:45
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answered by neo_the_friendly 2
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Wish in one hand,and **** in the other and see which one fills up faster.That was her favorite.
Also...Crying only makes you pee less.
2007-02-16 22:46:49
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answered by packerman 2
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