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Mine always said
'real men never eat quiche' just before she fed us quiche.
What did your mom say?

2007-02-16 21:44:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Family

15 answers

This is what my Mom says when someone compliments her on her desert " Well thank you, I bought it my self" (she is a horrible baker)

This is what my Mom used to say to me when I lived at home.. " I want this room to be mint" ( I HATE THAT ONE!)

When she was mad at me " I brought you into this world, I can take you out too"

On the topic of sex " Your father and I had to do it at least twice" (My brother and I wanted to die when she said that ...*shudder*)

To my Dad when he was being grouchy " Ohh just go to bed you old goat"

If our grades were falling " You gotta pull ur socks up or I am going to come to class with you"

My Mom is very ...special but, I love her just the same.

2007-02-17 01:58:27 · answer #1 · answered by *Alice* 2 · 0 0

Harry or Edward - Edward, this become extremely a confusing one yet i'm to no longer mad on the subject of the call Harry until eventually its a nickname. Ronald or Jacob - Jacob, by using fact it sounds extra attractive and suited to me. Luna or Rosalie - Luna, she become so quirky and its a attractiveness you do no longer pay attention alot. Hermione or Alice - Hermione, lower back i like uncommon names. Cedric or Emmett - Emmett George or Jasper - George, by using fact my aunt is termed Georgia. Sirius or Carlisle - Sirius Molly or Esme - Esme Ginevra "Ginny" or Isabella "Bella" - Ginevra, by using fact Bella is so over used. James or Charlie - Charlie Lily or Jane - Lily, Jane is in basic terms to basic for my flavor. Rose or Renesmee - Renesmee, even nonetheless i wouldn't in any respect call a toddler this i like how she blended 2 names mutually to get one call. Albus or Aro - Albus, first of all and that's in all threat obvious yet I unquestionably hated Aro. 2nd by using fact I continually seem to study it with a accessory. Petunia or Renee - Renee, I under no circumstances have enjoyed Petunia for a persons' call.

2016-09-29 05:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

There were thousands!!!!! Including "see you on the ice" when she went home. And its true, if you are a daughter, when you hit 50 you become your mother's mirror image. I sweep with a broom in the quirky way she did and I saw myself peeling the potatoes with her funny wrist action the other day.

2007-02-16 23:11:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

" Don't worry, You will find a man to take care of you"

"make sure you know how to type so when you get divorced, cause you know you will, You will need to have a job in between marrages."

"let your brother eat first, after all he is a man."

" Why do you want to go to college?, Men dont like smart woman."

"you can't be a model, Your too short and your nose is to big."

2007-02-16 23:40:32 · answer #4 · answered by LadyCatherine 7 · 0 0

There are so many things I could say about her, but the crazy thing is, is that I am turning into her. She used to say that I would and I didn't believe her, but I am. Oh well, I don't care. I love her and quirky ways. Now my children have to deal with me.

2007-02-16 21:49:53 · answer #5 · answered by jlily680 4 · 1 0

Do as I say not as I do. Mother's need to say these things to their children it is in our rule book. Our kids will be answering these same questions some day.

2007-02-16 22:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by kelsey 5 · 0 0

As long as you have three square meal and a roof over your head..then shut up

2007-02-16 21:48:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"Oh, yeah? Well, if your friend Johnny jumped off a bridge, would you jump off the bridge, too?" I knew she got that one from someone else, because I didn't have any close friend named Johnny.

2007-02-17 17:40:39 · answer #8 · answered by ponysense 2 · 0 0

Mothers know best, believe me.

2007-02-17 00:38:45 · answer #9 · answered by neo_the_friendly 2 · 0 0

Wish in one hand,and **** in the other and see which one fills up faster.That was her favorite.
Also...Crying only makes you pee less.

2007-02-16 22:46:49 · answer #10 · answered by packerman 2 · 0 0

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