2007-02-16 19:23:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"when i was your age, pluto was a planet."
2007-02-16 19:26:15 · answer #1 · answered by jamoncita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Patience and time do more than strength or passion"
"By the work one knows the workman"
"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree"
"An empty stomach is not a good political adviser"
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. "
"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere."
2007-02-17 03:52:02 · answer #2 · answered by Kachina Doll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rodney Carrington: "Pull the nose up!" He's talking about his wife. Check out his greatest hits 2-CD set for more.
2007-02-17 03:49:40 · answer #3 · answered by knight2001us 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's my favorite movie quote: "Laugh while you can, monkey boy!" (John Lithgow in Buckaroo Banzai)
2007-02-17 03:27:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Suicide hotline...Please hold..."
"All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will be shot again."
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy"
& my personal favorite..."You're only as strong as the table your dancing on"
"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. "
"Silence is golden....but Duct tape is silver"
2007-02-17 03:30:15 · answer #5 · answered by wickedxjade 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whatever is the first thing thats on your mind
2007-02-17 03:36:26 · answer #6 · answered by COlder THaN AlaSka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
life is like a dick when its hard **** it....
when life gives you lemons ask for tequila and salt....
2007-02-17 03:26:54 · answer #7 · answered by Melanie M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hi I'm Gay!!!!!!!!!!" hahahahaha ******* funny man
2007-02-17 03:27:35 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm not gay but I swallow.
2007-02-17 03:27:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋