One day, a doctor called a patient over the phone.
Doctor: I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?
Patient: The good news
Doctor: The good news is that you have 24 hours to live
Patient: Oh no! if that is the good news, whats the bad news then!?
Doctor: I forgot to call you yesterday :)
2007-02-16 17:55:40 · 15 answers · asked by icefiring123 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha...good one
it's a 10
2007-02-16 19:43:30 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2007-02-21 14:24:18 · answer #2 · answered by mischief014 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke was old when Jesus was young! Come on! Try this one: One day, a man comes home from the doctor's office. He tells his wife, "Honey, the doc just told me that I'll be dead by dawn!" His wife, all shocked, asks, "Well, what will you do, then?" and he replies, "I'm going to make love to you until I'm dead!" So they go to their bedroom and go at it like the beast with two backs up until midnight, when the wife says, "I'm calling it a night, dear." The husband shrieks with dismay, but his wife says, "Look, just because you don't have to get up tomorrow doesn't mean I don't, either!"
2007-02-16 19:59:04 · answer #3 · answered by knight2001us 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
no good of trying to sue the doctor 9/10
2007-02-16 18:16:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 06:58:40 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, short and funny jokes are the best!
Thanks for sharing xx
2007-02-16 18:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay, another joke as old as jokes.
2007-02-16 18:40:28 · answer #7 · answered by Orion Quest 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard of this joke....but, still brought a chuckle.....haha
2007-02-16 22:13:20 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL... how sad!!!! hahaha
good one.... thanx for sharing
10/10
2007-02-16 18:05:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I do think it's funny. Great job!!!!!!
2007-02-16 19:24:58 · answer #10 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋