This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric!
Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean Chinese....
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.
This was what he came up with...
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven.
2007-02-16 17:45:55 · 9 answers · asked by icefiring123 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .
It actually means this... >>
One day I go to climb up a tree outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and fall down. The man rush out and wanted to fight with me. I run so fast until I fall sick and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven (convience store *7-11*) and grab some eggs to throw at him. Then I took a knife and try to stab him. Thank God he run away. So, I put the knife back and pay for the eggs and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am sick. He said fine, tomorrow also no need to come back for work. He also asks me to climb a tree and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice to him but I don't know what he want .
Meant to have poor english. like at the end, it should be "what he wants"
2007-02-16 17:49:21 · update #1
RATE IT!!!!!!
2007-02-16 17:51:16 · update #2
Yeah no need for an answer :)
2007-02-16 17:57:11 · update #3
BTW im not racial. im a singaporean critising how we talk in singaporean style of lang ;)
2007-02-16 21:03:13 · update #4
I can see there is no question to answer but that was funny thanks for sharing!
2007-02-16 17:53:57 · answer #1 · answered by Cindy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2007-02-16 19:47:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol those are fairly gorgeous!! there is one: Johnny went to school on wednesday and the instructor suggested "ok type, from now till friday, we will have a question of the day. those who answer the question actual gained't ought to go back to school on monday." the type were given very excited at the same time as the instructor suggested "ok type, it's time for the question of the day. what number grains of sand are on the sea coast?" for sure, no one knew the answer. the subsequent day, the instructor suggested "ok type, it's time for the question of the day. what number stars are in the sky?" And again, no one knew the answer. ultimately, Johnny grow to be bored stiff. He went domicile and devised a plan. He were given a brown paper bag and placed some ping pong balls painted black interior. He placed the bag in his backpack and took it to school the subsequent day. He placed the brown paper bag in his table and at the same time as the instructor presented "it's time for the question of the day" He took the bag out of his table and spilled each and each and every of the ping pong balls on the floor. the instructor suggested angrily, "ok who's the comic with the black balls?!" Johnny responded "bill Cosby! Seeya on tuesday!!" * for you!!
2016-12-04 07:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda racial.
2007-02-16 18:04:09 · answer #4 · answered by Orion Quest 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol>>>very funny ^_^
2007-02-16 18:52:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was horrible.
2007-02-16 17:52:44 · answer #6 · answered by canadiangeoguy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah, right...try making fun of singaporeans eh... dun forget u're the one who wrote it..though i dunno where u from..
2007-02-16 19:07:26 · answer #7 · answered by hiro 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a good one....
2007-02-16 22:15:43 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay!! that was uhmm...convincing?!?
2007-02-16 17:58:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋