One night at a local bar frequented by a bunch of deer hunters who were waiting for the opening day of deer season, the local sheriff scoped out the joint for possible drunk drivers.
As he waited, eventually a patron stumbled out of the bar, fumbled for his keys, tried them in three different cars until he finally found his, got inside and rested his head on the steering wheel. The deputy knew he had his drunk driver, so now all he had to do was wait for him to start his engine and pull out of the lot.
A few hours passed by and most of the other deer hunters had left by then, when the patron abruptly lifted his head, cranked the car up and drove out of the lot like a bat out of hell. The deputy followed him and stopped him promptly. He administered the breath-o-lizer test and it read 0.00.
Confused, the deputy asked the driver what the hell was going on. The driver looked at him innocently and said, "Well, tonight I'm the designated decoy."
2007-02-16 17:30:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha.....a nice one........how easily the sheriff was made a fool...... 8 / 10 ........lmao.
2007-02-16 21:49:11 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a nice one.
9 out of 10
2007-02-17 01:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by ausum girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seems like a 10 to me (or a 10-4
2007-02-17 02:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7out of 10
2007-02-17 01:42:13 · answer #4 · answered by mel_leno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a Great joke...10/10 + a big fat WOW!
2007-02-17 16:51:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An absolute 10. Very good. :)
2007-02-17 02:33:20 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny! i give you 10/10!
2007-02-17 01:35:41 · answer #7 · answered by ishybug03 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jokes are jokes and not questions. How to answer a joke? Good joke.
2007-02-17 02:34:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha!
That's amazing! *goes to tell everyone joke*
2007-02-17 02:50:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
784.275 / 1000
2007-02-18 02:17:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋