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When Satan is done dining on one's soul in Hell, does he eat an after-dinner mint, or sip a glass of Cognac?

Seriously-hypothetical answers only.

2007-02-16 16:44:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

15 answers

Depending on the flavor of the soul, i'd think he'd go for a nice white wine with a cigar.

God bless,
=)

2007-02-16 16:51:31 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer 4 · 0 0

First of all Satan is not in Hell now. When he gets thrown into the Lake of Fire, he will not be dining on souls. He will be too busy being tormented himself.

Hell is serious business. Two of the worst things a person can say are "damn you" or "go to Hell." Not even believing Christians should gloat when anyone is placed there.

Fortunately there is a Saviour, Jesus Christ. Some come to him because they are thankful for the love of God, while others come from fear of damnation. Through Jesus Christ, you do not have to go there.

2007-02-16 17:03:23 · answer #2 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 0 0

Satan's not enjoying himself. He's in h*ll, after all. Besides, the things you mentioned are earthly objects. He hates this world and everyone and everything in it, including mints and cognac. The only thing that would ever give him real pleasure is the one thing he will never have--God's throne.

2007-02-16 16:51:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I was under the impression that it was always a buffet for the Dark one. If it were the case I would say a keg or two, just to wash down what gets stuck.

2007-02-16 16:49:27 · answer #4 · answered by Heero Yui 3 · 1 0

Hypothetically, I don't have the slightest idea now that you asked the question!! You made me think!! GAWD I Hate to Think!!So I am going to finally go to bed!! Good Question!! @8-) See ya!!
Good Luck!!

2007-02-16 16:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by Dovey 7 · 1 0

Cognac, definitely. He's quite the classy fellow. (He'd most certainly have to be, if we're to assume he's the adversary of every loud, aesthetically-challeneged, holy-roller out there.)

2007-02-16 16:54:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Satan is never done dining.

2007-02-16 16:48:27 · answer #7 · answered by DrRren 3 · 1 0

Satan will not be the ruler of hell, but it’s chief victim.

2007-02-16 16:51:12 · answer #8 · answered by Caveman 5 · 0 0

Why wouldn't he sip on christ's blood like everybody else?

2007-02-16 16:54:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I'd say it depends on what the sould tasted like.

And I'm being serious.

2007-02-16 16:47:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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