One day a woman came up to her husband and told him that the TV was broken and she was missing her shows.
"Does it say cable repairman anywhere on my forehead?" he asked.
"No," she said.
A few minutes later she came back and told him that the porch was breaking and it was dangerous.
"Does it say carpenter anywhere on my forehead?" he asked.
"No," she said again.
A few minutes later she came back and told him the toilet was backed up.
"Does it say plumber anywhere on my forehead?" he asked.
"No," she replied.
A couple of days later he went on a business trip.
When he came back he asked how things had been.
"Well," she said, "our neighboor down the street came over and fixed our TV, repaired our porch and unclogged our pipes."
"What did he ask for in payment?" he wondered.
"All he asked for was a chocolate cake or sex, " she told him.
"What did you do?" he asked.
She looked at him smugly and said: "Do you see Betty Crocker written anywhere on my forehead?"
2007-02-16 16:03:35 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HO ! HO !
THAT WAS A GOOOOOD ONE !!!
HE DESERVED THAT !
2007-02-16 16:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. Sadly, I just heard this yesterday.
2007-02-17 00:10:00 · answer #2 · answered by Nick R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like this one
2007-02-17 00:07:42 · answer #3 · answered by karen v 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO thats funny
2007-02-17 00:09:22 · answer #4 · answered by luhb u much!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHHAHAHAHA !!! Love this one! ANd i bake betty crocker cakes!! they are delicioso!
2007-02-17 00:08:21 · answer #5 · answered by LizAsAweS)mE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is an old one, but good one........I still love it!
2007-02-17 00:16:08 · answer #6 · answered by mischief014 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-02-17 00:07:09 · answer #7 · answered by ~Chica~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hilarious
2007-02-17 00:16:40 · answer #8 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋