a man walks into a bar?

Question

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar on the counter with about 10 thousand dollars in it. He asks the bartender about and he says, "I'll give that money to anyone who does exactly what I say."

The man replies "okay I'll do it."

The bartender says "okay but first why don't you have a drink." the man takes the drink.he asks what it is he has to do again. The bartender says "have another one on the house." The man again has a drink. the man - now drunk - says, "What ish it I gotta do?"

the bartender says okay, "See that man over there, the 7'11" 400 pound one. Well if you can hit him one time and make him fall you'll be one step closer to getting the money. Next go outside to see a mean ole dog with a bad tooth. If you can get that tooth you'll be two steps closer to that money.

The man says "well what else do I have to do?"

The bartender says "well upstairs there's a 107 year old lady. If you sleep with her you get the money."

the man says okay and hits the big man once making him fall at once.

He goes outside and the bartender hears the dog howling and barking loudly. he says to himself "that man is getting that tooth!"

the man comes in and says, "Whew, now where's the ***** with the bad tooth?!!"

i am sorry if anyone is mad about this one but i have never seen it before and laughed so hard at it. thanks for reading

Answer 1

hahahahaha!!!! i get it!! lol....lol.... oh wait, eeewwww thats nasty!!!

still funny

Answer 2

Pretty good. Here is a corny joke that has the same title:
A man walks into a bar. Then a zebra walks into a bar. Then a dog stops and stares, finally saying,"Jee, that must hurt."

Grenade joke(usually takes a few seconds to kick in)

Answer 3

I saw this joke on here the other day.

Answer 4

funny! but i've read many versions of this joke before...

Answer 5

It's okay

Answer 6

LOFLMAO...........

I'VE HEARD THAT ONE B-4 BUT IT STILL MAKES ME LAUGH

Answer 7

lol