A blonde man went ice fishing. He'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, he made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning his comfy stool, he started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde man moved further down the ice, swigged down a beer, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The blonde man, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, swigged down another beer, and tried again to cut his hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
He stopped, looked skyward, and said, " Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied, "No, I'm the Ice-Rink Manager!"
2007-02-16 15:50:13 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is the first blonde man joke i've read... that's so totally cool!
2007-02-16 15:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one I'll have to remember it. Also the first blond man joke I have heard, kind of nice for a change,lol.
2007-02-16 16:51:46 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally a blond man joke!!! :) LOL
2007-02-16 16:00:27 · answer #3 · answered by Georgewasmyfavorite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the best laugh I've had all week. LOL.
2007-02-16 16:11:26 · answer #4 · answered by GIVE ME PIZZA!!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOOOO SO FUNNY WHEN HE SAID, " Is that you lord?" hahahhaa i lurveeeeeeeeeee this jokiee!
2007-02-16 16:10:06 · answer #5 · answered by LizAsAweS)mE 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL :)
2007-02-16 15:54:11 · answer #6 · answered by all about me!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋