My friend and I are bored and want some blonde jokes, PLEASE SHARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2007-02-16 15:05:13 · 8 answers · asked by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whats the difference between getting screwed by a lawyer versus being screwed by a blonde?????
give up??
the blonde'll do it for free! =)
2007-02-16 15:13:52 · answer #1 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
okay, this website isnt full of blonde jokes...but it shows you a prank call with a telemarketer(and turn up your speakers):
http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com
2007-02-16 23:47:03 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?
Nothing, they never met. To all blondes: (including my blonde friends) sorry if I offended you, I just want to get a best answer
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2007-02-16 23:45:07 · answer #3 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anna Nicole Smith
Sad life but still a joke.
2007-02-16 23:22:52 · answer #4 · answered by JuventAus 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A blonde is driving in the wintertime behind a truck. She notices that part of the load is spilling out of the truck, so begins honking and flashing her lights at the driver. When they both arrive at a stop light, she jumps out of the car, runs up to the driver, and tells him, "Sir, part of your load is spilling all over the road." The truck driver says nothing, and the blonde gets back in her vehicle.
As they leave the stop light, she notices that part of the load is still spilling out of the back of the truck. Once again she begins honking and flashing her lights at the driver. When they both arrive at a stop light, she again jumps out of the car, runs up to the driver, and tells him, "Sir, part of your load is still spilling all over the road." The truck driver still says nothing, and the blonde gets back in her vehicle once more.
As they leave the stop light, she notices that part of the load is still spilling out of the back of the truck. For a third time she begins honking and flashing her lights at the driver. When they both arrive at a stop light, the driver of the truck jumps out, runs back to her, and says, "Ma'am, I'm driving a salt truck."
2007-02-16 23:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by krustykrabtrainee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde return her vibrator to the store?
The thing kept chipping her teeth.
2007-02-16 23:15:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a smart blonde?? a golden retriever!
2007-02-17 06:35:10 · answer #7 · answered by angeltwo_99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can you tell if it is a blonde parachuting??
You can hear the whistle through her ears...
2007-02-16 23:16:18 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Smoothie, aka Mr. SmartAss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋