2007-02-16 14:27:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you really want to know, ask the chicken.
2007-02-16 14:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by cedrpt#1fan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GEORGE W. BUSH:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
ANDERSONCOOPER/CNN:We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.
GRANDMA:In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
COLONEL SANDERS:Did I miss one?
2007-02-16 23:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail - the chicken would be lost. The chicken would be lost!
If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
It probably crossed to get a better look at my legs, which, thank goodness, are good, dahling.
Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.
And my personal favorite:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
2007-02-16 22:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by mayomay7 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side
why did the rooster cross the road?
the chicken was off duty.
2007-02-16 22:54:11 · answer #4 · answered by cat_lover119 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side.
Why did the computer cross the road?
Because the chicken programmed it to!
2007-02-16 22:36:28 · answer #5 · answered by STEVE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bec. the chicken want to cross the road!
2007-02-16 22:33:41 · answer #6 · answered by gen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To ask the Road Runner how he always gets away from Wile E. Coyote.
2007-02-16 22:44:44 · answer #7 · answered by alt-country_fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the chicken need to to some laundry
2007-02-17 08:59:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chikin didnt cross the road the worm did
2007-02-16 22:49:37 · answer #9 · answered by ~emo~elf~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to catch the bus on the other side of the road, of course!
2007-02-16 22:36:13 · answer #10 · answered by pritty_princess_c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋