i know its sounds odd but ive been trying to get my friend to laugh but i cant
2007-02-16 14:13:27 · 17 answers · asked by jimmyz755 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I always just yell "Mustard and honey sandwiches!"
2007-02-16 14:51:51 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you ever considered Cheese on Fosters homestead for Imaginary acquaintances? that's on caricature community. or only pass on Google video clips and variety in Fosters homestead for Imaginary acquaintances Cheese or something similar.you'll quickly discover Cheese is the yellow the incorrect way up bowling pin. particularly a lot something he says will make human beings snigger. which includes those: * "enable ME DO IT!" *"I easily have BRACES" * " I LIIKE CHOCOLATE MILK" * "i'm A HORSEY" (then make a sheep sound, like that's what a horse says) If all else fails, only snigger your most eldritch and loudest snigger, placed on a helmet, and gown particularly strange. ( i imagine you recognize the position i'm getting)
2016-11-03 21:38:21 · answer #2 · answered by barn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your friends are showing off his brand new designer watches, jeans or shirts, just say " Calvin Klien jeans! Wow, that looks so close like the original ones!"
2007-02-17 01:29:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try this one: this guy came up to me and asked me "whats new?"
I immediatelly said "I go both ways. JUst found out thursday, who knew?" of course its not true but the guy was practically in tears from laughing,said he was going to use that sometime.
2007-02-16 14:17:56 · answer #4 · answered by molly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
2007-02-16 14:20:50 · answer #5 · answered by codiane99 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ricky, code 7!!!
2007-02-16 14:24:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told this on Y.A. yesterday but it's still funny.
You should probably only say it to guys:
"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!"
2007-02-16 14:22:26 · answer #7 · answered by Ace 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
2007-02-16 14:41:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
two blondes walk into a building .......
you'd think that one of them would have seen it
Haha? come on, its a little bit funny
2007-02-16 14:21:01 · answer #9 · answered by qt pie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should say," when im depressed, i whistle.it makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself..."
2007-02-16 14:19:50 · answer #10 · answered by ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋