they had to make their own dirt. Does any one have any other good ones? Wont it be something when science really does create life? They will eventually you know. But I doubt if they make their own dirt. Interesting comments please?
2007-02-16 14:10:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I've got a couple of filthy religious jokes, but I'm not posting them.
2007-02-16 14:13:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Science is on it's way to creating life.
So god one day asked the scientist who created a clone of another, how did you do that? And the scientist goes, aren't you god? Don't you know how to? Oh that's right, you are not really there and I am under the influence of religion.
2007-02-16 22:14:49 · answer #2 · answered by skunkgrease 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think Religious humor is good as long as it doesn't insult people of that religion.
There are alot of mean spirited jokes about Muslim and Jewish people floating around that I don't find funny at all. Christians too, now that I think about it.
And, just for the record, drole is the French word for funny. Same word, different languages.
2007-02-16 22:15:43 · answer #3 · answered by kiera70 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a rabbi a priest and a minister are fishing in a boat the priest says **** i'm late for mass walks out of the boat and goes to shore, the minister said oh crap i have a youth meeting gotta go. the rabbi thinking if they can do it why can't i goes for it he drowns. the minister leans to the priest and asks do you think we should have told him where the stones are?
2007-02-16 22:18:18 · answer #4 · answered by rockonacdc34 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I doubt that man will ever be able to create life. If the number of hair on man's head cannot be counted....I doubt it very much.
2007-02-16 22:19:52 · answer #5 · answered by charmaine f 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a priest, rabbi, and pentecostal preacher want to find out who is better at saving people so they dicide to go out in the woods and see who can save a bear. the priest comes out and they ask him how it went. he says well, he said ten hail mary's while i sprinkled water on him and
now he is as gentle as can be. the pentecostal preacher said well i chased one down layed hands on him and baptised him in jesus' name in the creek now he is as gentle as can be. they both looked at the rabbi who is in a full body cast and asked him how it went. he said well, i guess i shouldn't have tried circumcision first.
2007-02-16 22:30:34 · answer #6 · answered by carly sue 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I remember seeing a T-shirt ad in a magazine.
"God is dead" Niechie
"Niechie is dead" God
2007-02-16 22:19:23 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Bodhisattva 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's why they use word drole as it just isn't really good enough to be called funny .
2007-02-16 22:15:32 · answer #8 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do Mormon girls like Bananas?
2007-02-16 22:26:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
interesting comments please? well, it's not interesting but,
your avatar looks like a phallic symbol.
2007-02-16 22:15:57 · answer #10 · answered by ... 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋