i love my girlfriend i love her best
i love her best when she's undressed.
i do her standing ,sitting or lying if she had wings i would do her flying.
and when she's dead and all forgotten
i'll dig her grave and do her rotten
2007-02-16 14:01:56 · 33 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i loved your poem and i thought that it was funny 10/10
2007-02-16 14:08:07 · answer #1 · answered by spongebobzgurll 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH COOL I write songs(you could read some on my questions) and this is bad AZZ. The words come together nicly and its really different from poems about flowers.
10/10
2007-02-16 14:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG so funny... I hope your that much in to s* e* x* that you would actualy get to the point where you would dig her grave and do her rotten lol
2007-02-16 14:07:14 · answer #3 · answered by Tina 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well if your sending her a death threat than right on but a love note than thats just creepy.
2007-02-16 14:05:17 · answer #4 · answered by ♦Its•Possible•But•Not•Logical♦ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An absolute masterpiece
2007-02-16 14:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by Skeezix 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is disgutsting you sicko why dont u just fall off a cliff or better yet have someone push u off it
2007-02-16 14:04:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL...nice...I got one for you...
I love my girl just as much as you
even when her farts smell likes Boo Boo,
I love her breast, I love her legs
I love her most when I make her beg.
And if one day she finds me dead
She will dig me up and give me head!
2007-02-16 14:04:20 · answer #7 · answered by Hi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loath poems about friends and happy lives.
2007-02-16 14:06:38 · answer #8 · answered by William B. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, I liked it. Clever and funny!
2007-02-16 14:04:36 · answer #9 · answered by Yankees Fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhaha
u r a sick man
u need to see sum1 immediately
2007-02-16 14:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by Ambini 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋