Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.
Q: How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
2007-02-16 13:14:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i don't really get the last one though.
2007-02-16 13:15:02 · update #1
actuelly i don't get hal;f of em.
2007-02-16 13:15:46 · update #2
uh huh.
good one liner jokes.
check my my joke here involving a nudist colony customer.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al7AdPCztfM3xTPgOg0OG8_sy6IX?qid=20070216180702AAvWdcy
2007-02-16 13:22:36 · answer #1 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now i hate yo mamma jokes but i love blond jokes... even though i am 100% blond and my friends let me know that all the time... but these aren't really funny cause i dont get them. Maybe if i actually got them id think they were funny!
2007-02-16 13:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by it's me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLONDE LAUGH ON FRIDAY?
A: TELL HER A JOKE ON MONDAY
Q: WHAT IS A BLONDE WITH HALF A BRAIN?
A: GIFTED
2007-02-16 13:39:18 · answer #3 · answered by criss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last one means that the curtains don't match the carpet.
2007-02-16 13:20:40 · answer #4 · answered by traila_dwella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋