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Good Muslims: I'm sorry if you have a misunderstanding, Islam isn't really like this. See, we preach peace, and are trying our best to get this terrorism thing out of our image. Any other questions?

Jerk Muslims: You guys suck, you all will go to Hell.

Good Christians: And the Bible teaches us to love our neighbours and do not judge others. Therefore I have no right to judge you, only God has the right.

Jerk Christians: Your religion had done many bad things, your book was written by Satan, you all will go to Hell. Damn you all to Hell.

Good Atheists: I'm sorry, but I don't believe in any God. Though, I respect your decision to have a faith, I wish you to respect mine too.

Jerk Atheists: God doesn't exist. Don't you know God doesn't exist? When will you relize God doesn't exist? Blah blah blah God doesn't exist.



Basicly, the good people practice their belief accordingly, the jerks are just hypocrites and try to convert you.

So what's your definition of goods and jerks?

2007-02-16 13:13:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Responses you get from these people.

Good Muslims: Oh? I think you got the wrong information, let me get the real one from a valid source. Here, coming from a real Muslim for ya.

Jerk Muslims: Blah blah blah you guys suck. *runs away crying*

Good Christian: *quotes a few paragraph of the Bible and gives an explaination* Ends it with I hope you understand and God Bless you.

Jerk Christian: *resorts to lie, or twist your words*

Good Atheists: Hmmm, you seem to have a good point. But let me bring out this argument, alright, so what is your opinion on this?

Jerk Atheists: Whatever you say, God doesn't exist. I'm not listening, God doesn't exist.

2007-02-16 13:25:54 · update #1

Good people will always try to educate the people more about their religion, not to convert you or anything, just for you to get a better understanding.

Jerks will always spread hatred, prove you wrong or try to distract you from the original point by bringing up something else.

2007-02-16 13:29:34 · update #2

13 answers

Did you forget to take your meds today?

2007-02-16 13:21:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you forgot good Pagans, and Jerk Pagans...

so i will do it for you....

good Pagan

"well i believe in 300 or so of my own gods, so i am sure that your god is out there too, care to discuss it over tea?"

Jerk Pagan,

"You are not a Real Wiccan unless you can trace your coven to
Gerald Gardner...."

"i am tired of people stareing at me and making comments about my 9 inch penticle, i am not trying to draw attention to myself"

"i started doing this when i was 3 so i am more powerful than you are"

"I was born a witch and that is the only way to become one"

it is much easier to find faults in your own religion i think,,,,

blessed be,

2007-02-16 13:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You have no right to damn anyone.
What you could do is make a decision to be a good human being and leave the rest alone. We all have to walk in our own shoes.
And most of us do just that, live our lives the best way we can, with what we have now.

2007-02-16 13:21:09 · answer #3 · answered by Imogen Sue 5 · 0 0

yeah you pretty much hit the hammer on the nail anyway we need more of the nicer people and less of the jerks around

2007-02-16 13:28:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good peopleshow and give love. most jerks crave attension..

2007-02-16 13:19:37 · answer #5 · answered by Grand pa 7 · 0 0

I think you have it down, actually.We need more of the former and fewer of the latter.

2007-02-16 13:17:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

That works for me.

2007-02-16 13:17:10 · answer #7 · answered by Tim 6 · 0 0

I like your definition. I agree.

2007-02-16 13:18:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Somebody finally got the point!

2007-02-16 14:58:42 · answer #9 · answered by David W 4 · 0 0

that says it all.

2007-02-16 13:19:06 · answer #10 · answered by this Mike guy 5 · 0 0

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