An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
2007-02-16 12:51:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The lady also stole a banana but the case is on a peal.
Later the banana case resulted in a split decision.
The lady claimed it was eggs she was after and the judge cracked up. The lawyer for the lady scrambled for a defense but the jury went over easy.
2007-02-16 13:00:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Deep, man, you are sooooo deeeeppppp!
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2007-02-17 20:35:07 · answer #2 · answered by Fast Eddie B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My heart sank for that women.
Screwed up husband.
2007-02-16 20:58:01 · answer #3 · answered by Joel C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!! That is soooo mean...but really funny! i have never heard that one b4..keep the good ones coming,
2007-02-16 20:54:54 · answer #4 · answered by Kacy! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats messed up hahahahahahaha!!!
but funny.
how many peas were in it.
2007-02-16 20:54:53 · answer #5 · answered by Naskomenia 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol he must have really been wantin 2 get rid of her a**
2007-02-16 20:58:22 · answer #6 · answered by Jessie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe oh the poor old woman,how could he?
2007-02-16 21:14:05 · answer #7 · answered by kicking_back 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha god help mi husband if he ever did something like that lol i would kick his a.s.s. lol good joke =]
2007-02-16 21:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious! seriously!
2007-02-16 21:14:41 · answer #9 · answered by Sami 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that funny!!!!! a good one.
2007-02-16 20:57:17 · answer #10 · answered by birdsdafly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋