Ok a guy asks god since a day is as a thousand years and a thousand years is as a day to the lord he says alright that means a penny is like a million dollars and a milliopn dollars is a penny and god says yeah thats true.
so he says ok lord can i have a penny?
and god says hold on weait 1 second.
if you dont get u know a day is a thousand years so 1 second is like a year or something like a million years.
lol
2007-02-16 12:50:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
look the guy want a million dollars and god says wait a second meaning wait a long time i dont see whats not funny about it!
2007-02-16 12:56:27 · update #1
oh yeah could u tell me what's not funny about it if it's not funny don't bother answering!
2007-02-16 12:56:55 · update #2
@#!&^%
Edit...
Whats funny is that you really think that your joke was funny....LOL
2007-02-16 12:54:02 · answer #1 · answered by Hi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is a Good one.
Here is one for you....
man is drowning in the ocean he prays for god to save him.
A cruise ship sails along and offers to help the man.
No it is ok god will save me.
Another ship sails along and offers help.
No the lord will save me.
The man drowns and goes to heaven.
He meets the lord and asks "Why did you not save me."
Too which the lord replies. "I sent to big ships wot else did you expect me to do"
2007-02-16 20:58:44 · answer #2 · answered by madmum 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes its funny.When i was a kid i used to pray every night and ask god if he could please send me a new bicycle,i done this for about a yr until i eventually realized that,that's not the way god works, so i stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
2007-02-17 22:51:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i didnt find it funny ill give u some other jokes later > > >
2007-02-16 20:55:27 · answer #4 · answered by ???????????? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, not real funny
2007-02-16 20:54:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm sorry. but i don't get the punch line.
2007-02-16 20:56:59 · answer #6 · answered by A Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its really not that funny
2007-02-16 20:54:18 · answer #7 · answered by |*ANUMBABy*| 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya i guess.
2007-02-16 20:52:48 · answer #8 · answered by Kacy! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...that sucks...
2007-02-16 20:56:20 · answer #9 · answered by A.S.IP.W.F.D. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋