50 Fun Things to do at Wal-Mart?

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50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and

say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around

your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."
31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)
32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
33. Take bets on the battle from above.
34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
38.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo
43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.
45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."
49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

Answer 1

i did this one time: got a rug with no price tag at 5 minutes to closing time and they had to get someone to do a proce check the girl was annoyed to start but got pissed off when she got the code finally and then i said i didnt want it. if looks could kill i wouldnt be here typing this.. that is an awesome list.

Answer 2

Gosh, I have to give you some credit that was funny to read...I couldn't stop laughing, because I have done stuff like that...you get me and my nephew out in public,...well, anywhere I go...I can make people laugh...another good place to go and do fun/funny things, is go into one of these sex shops and act like your miss innocent, and then very loudly say,"I'm not experienced, what kind of dildo do you recommend,"...I did that to a friend one day, and the owner came over and started cracking up and laughing saying that was the best time he had had in that store, that everyone comes in there acting funny, ashamed, and there I was cracking jokes and making everyone laugh and at ease...he even asked me out and if I wanted a job.....I bet we would be a hoot together...

Answer 3

That's so funny.

As I was reading I realized I've done some of things and #13 also but not at the walmart.

I was on a date years back (about 5yrs now) when I was still single and we went out to a restaurant. The woman that was our waitress looked exactly like a girl I went to high school with. So I burst right out with the normal things you say when you run into old high school chums and she went right along with everything - she even agreed to the fact that we went to the same high school when my date asked how'd we know eachother.
At the end when we were leaving, I realised it wasn't her, just someone who looked just like her but at that point I didn't want to look stupid on my date so I didn't mention that to him....hehe

Answer 4

Did you know that you have some sort of freak on this page, actually it don't look like a penis it look like a navel. and by the way, that is something to do at walmart, if you don't get caught and throw out and never to return again at walmart, no more walmart oh nooooooooo.

Answer 5

omg im' laughing so hard lmfasosh i sent it 2 everyone i know thats how funny it was

Answer 6

oh that sounds fun and im going to walmart i wounder how much trouble i will get in lol

Answer 7

LMAO!! I used to work at Wal-Mart this is absolutely hilarious!!

Answer 8

thats even funnier for me because my sister works there over nights stocking shelves and i have a few times gone in at like 3am and wonder through the store yelling "Amanda where are you!!"

thanks for the laugh

Answer 9

funny.i like it....you can also stick things in ur pocket and run out if the store...o wait thats shoplifting.

Answer 10

ohmygod!!!! this was hilarious !!but u forgot hide and seek!!! this is soo funny i had to write it down!!!!! 10000/10