2007-02-16 12:31:55 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
maybe he could cut a deal and give up the guy who set him up with this gig, you know the mister big.
2007-02-16 12:36:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
For not being evil enough – or even as evil as God, for that matter.
Not including the flood and other acts of destruction, if you add up the number of deaths attributed to God in the Bible, the total is over 2.7 million people murdered.
According to the Bible, the number of confirmed kills for Satan is 10 (Job’s 7 sons and 3 daughters).
That’s it. Satan has only killed 10 to all the millions God has murdered. Obviously, he is not holding up his end of the deal.
2007-02-16 20:44:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan does'nt exist. He is no more than a made up scapegoat for mankind. All evil on earth comes from man himself. The problem is most men don't have the nads to admit it. So why not make up someone/thing to blame it on ?
2007-02-16 20:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by Kaori 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He should point out that being a satanist is not against any law. We'd have to let him go. Unless you've got something better.
(They got Capone on tax evasion - I don't think that's worth a try in Satan's case)
2007-02-16 20:37:08 · answer #4 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi I walk, Murder,gang rape, mistreating the elderly,sex with a child and everything else bad you can think of. Hang him up by his sharp tail and just leave him there forever.Make sure you put a blessed cross on his chest so he can't not get away. A Friend.
Clowmy
2007-02-16 20:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he charges us for being Satanic humans.
2007-02-16 20:35:32 · answer #6 · answered by ManhattanGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Without Satan God would be out of a job.
2007-02-16 20:35:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus will catch him for us and he will do the charging for any and all sins committed through him. And the wages of sin are death so I guess Satan will get the death penalty.
2007-02-16 20:38:55 · answer #8 · answered by checkerboardblue 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Public Indecency.
I figure with how hot it is in hell, he probably isn't wearing any pants.
That might scare the babies... I have a feeling that Satan is hung.
2007-02-16 20:40:33 · answer #9 · answered by Got rice? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing since all he did was give us the ability to think for ourself and make our own choices!
Knowledge of Good and Evil doesn't give anyone a disposition towards either only the FREEWILL to make their own choices!
Which means freewill came from SATAN NOT GOD!!
2007-02-16 20:36:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Confusing people by having a name similar to Santa.
2007-02-16 20:36:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋