A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Mary. Mary."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.
I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon.
After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, my dear................
I'm a rabbit in Suffolk."
2007-02-16 11:41:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Funny, I have always wanted to come back as rabbit!
Bear was having number 2, but the doo stuck to his fur.
He met a passing squirrel and asked the squirrel if he had the same problem, he agreed that he did.
A fox passed by and he agreed with the bear that he too had that problem.
A rabbit passed by and bear chatted a while and asked if he had that problem.
No said the rabbit, so the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his bot with him!!
2007-02-20 09:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by RAGGYPANTS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a kind of joke? or making fun??
Any way after the earth's life there is other life that i know nothing about it!
2007-02-16 11:46:50 · answer #2 · answered by The critic flower. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well...it's rabbit season.
2007-02-16 11:48:55 · answer #3 · answered by cracio 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*giggles* not bad.... but shouldn't mary be a bit more upset that he is sleeping around?
2007-02-16 11:47:05 · answer #4 · answered by lifelesswonder 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-02-20 12:19:28 · answer #5 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its cute lol..
2007-02-16 12:14:02 · answer #6 · answered by Jessie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋