A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed to keep it a secret about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor would also keep it a secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
He replid, "Think nothing of it."
2007-02-16 10:56:59 · 8 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He added, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on your cheek."
2007-02-16 10:58:06 · update #1
Wow... what a revenge!!
Sadistic pleasures can't come wrapped as a sacrifice in a better way than this.
2007-02-16 11:21:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is great funniest one i read today
2007-02-16 21:27:13 · answer #2 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheheh....revenge................LOL
2007-02-16 19:13:33 · answer #3 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is a very great story/joke. :)
2007-02-16 19:08:12 · answer #4 · answered by oh yeah! girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-16 19:11:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! funny!
2007-02-16 19:08:37 · answer #6 · answered by beanakopita 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
o,LOL
2007-02-16 19:02:43 · answer #7 · answered by Puff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2007-02-16 19:05:11 · answer #8 · answered by MacLeod_73 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋