What if you're wrong about the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pasta be unto Him)? When you die, do you want to spend the rest of eternity eating soggy rigatoni??? The FSM LOVES you!!! Accept His Noodly Appendage now before it's too late!
2007-02-16 10:36:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Smile! Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you.
WWFSMD?
2007-02-16 10:41:54 · answer #1 · answered by Cornbread 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A true Pastafarian would not go against the first "I'd Really Rather You Didn't" from the The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2007-02-16 18:40:25 · answer #2 · answered by Athos 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ramen! I have been touched by his noodly apendage. You gotta love the Flying Spaghetti Monster, he has balls.
2007-02-16 18:41:07 · answer #3 · answered by sngcanary 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm atheist to every god BUT FSM! Praise his noodly goodness! RAMEN!
:-)
*eats the FSM* Mm... tasty. Feels like worms.
2007-02-16 18:41:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I believe that we are already eating soggy rigatoni now or a sweet strawberry shortcake since life itself can be our heaven or hell.
2007-02-16 18:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm going to have to use that line on my gf.
ACCEPT MY Noodly APPENDAGE NOW before it's too late!!!!
2007-02-16 18:40:13 · answer #6 · answered by Vegan 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your nick is the lamest thing I've seen today, but your avatar is the runner up.
lol
rotfl
2007-02-16 18:40:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've convinced me. I was wrong. All hail FSM!
RAmen.
2007-02-16 18:46:08 · answer #8 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do! No more non-al-dente for me! Where do I sign up?? But only when the sauces are OK, otherwise, don't sign me up....
2007-02-16 18:41:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
mmm, soggy rigatoni.
where do i sign up?
2007-02-16 18:39:43 · answer #10 · answered by interlude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋