what is the funniest?

Question

moment of your life.

Answer 1

i don't know what the funniest was, lots of funny things happen to me.

I can think of this one time though, when my nana was watching my twin sister and i and we all went to get some pizza. we picked it up from the store and drove back home. we were just getting the food out when my nana thought she'd heard something upstairs, she is very paranoid so she looked at us and told us to get out of the house. she freaked because she thought that someone was upstairs, so we went outside and into the car when my sister started crying. My nana told her not to be scared because she was calling some nearby relatives to check it out. my sister said "im not scared. my pizza is gonna get cold and its awful in the microwave!".

I thought it was hysterical


P.S. there was no one in the house and we later discovered that in my nana's old house she was on a first name basis with the police because she called them so much to check her house.




Something funnier:

my sister and i had my cousin over to stay the night. my dad had read something online about how girls can kneel in front of a quarter on the floor with their hands behind their back and can lower themselves down and touch the quarter with their heads and come back up, but guys can't. so my cousin didn't believe it so he decided we should try it and see if we could do it and he couldn't. me and my sister we're both able to complete this easily so my cousin thought it would be simple. so we put the quarter in front of him and we told him to go and as soon as we did, he feel flat on his face, it was soooo funny! kind of one of those "u had to be there" moments tho

Answer 2

The first time I presented this limerick I won the "Funniest Limerick Contest' and heard a roar from the crowd:

Now for your enjoyment:

There once was a young man from Boston
He drove a little red Austin
There was room for his a**
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em

The same day, I won the "crudiest limerick" contest, but it is so foul, it cannot be posted on this site.

Answer 3

There have been quite a lot of funny moments in my life!

I dunno why this one comes to mind...but after a family dinner we all went out for a country walk and got stuck in a field the mud was really deep...none of us could get out feet out and we were laughing our heads off...we couldn't help each other. Even when I'd managed to get one foot out of the boot I was stuck standing on one leg! lol. In the end had to pull feet out of boots and eventually made it to the side. It was just seeing everyone else stuck that cracked me up.

I was wondering if we'd have to get rescue services out! ha!

Answer 4

Finding out I was born a man but the doctor dropped and it fell off.

Answer 5

I got glued to a floor in my office during renovations...literally stuck at work after 5:00! When those tiles are laid...let me tell you...they're not going anywhere!!

Answer 6

My friend got attacked by a small frog. It jumped off a tree and onto her leg....she screamed, freakin' hilarious I couldn't stop laughing.

Answer 7

the time i laughed coughed sneezed hiccupped and fell on my face at the same time at the pizza place and dropped all my pizza on my friends brand new shoes she wouldnt shutup about


it was by accident sorry kerry!

Answer 8

the day I joined the service

Answer 9

waking up in the morning great to be alive

Answer 10

when my sister annoys me when I'm brushing my teeth it makes me giggle