AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by Simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for A few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to Use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze Button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
2007-02-16 10:03:18 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.....these are great!!!!
Thanks for the laugh!!!
2007-02-16 10:26:35 · answer #1 · answered by unicorns_77 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Puppies should NOT leave their Mother and their litter until they are at least 8 weeks, in small breeds it is better to leave them with their Mother until 10 weeks of age. You should NOT be taking a 7 week old puppy out anywhere, as your puppy is not fully vaccinated and this is extremely irresponsible. Yes, Eukunuba is a very good kibble, you should however be following the advice of your breeder granted they are a registered breeder and know what they are doing. Do NOT give the puppy milk, the puppy is already weaned and does not need it, you'll like give your puppy an upset tummy. By bringing a 3rd dog into your home you are likely to upset the your pack structure and I suggest you start educating yourself on pack structures, head out to the book store and get a book by Jan Fennell called Dog Listener. I hope you're not going to breed these Pugs.
2016-05-24 07:49:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually the mouse trap idea isn't bad at all. Got a business sense and can potentially be turned into a great product.
2007-02-16 10:07:26 · answer #3 · answered by carbigpow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Viz Top Tips mate
2007-02-16 10:05:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
# 6 and 4 are f*in hilarious
2007-02-16 10:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right!
2007-02-16 10:06:52 · answer #6 · answered by Trapped in a Box 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've actually tried 5 of those...lol
2007-02-16 10:06:38 · answer #7 · answered by phall257 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
# 7 is kinda lame if you think about it. Your poor thumb!
2007-02-16 10:10:44 · answer #8 · answered by Selleniah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn sick & tired? Tired & sick? NO BLADDER CONTROL?
Call someone close. When they don't answer, guess what? They are too. You're not alone.
Call: YRU2AP4ME
2007-02-16 10:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by shane p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heyy you actually made me smile when i have been crying all day...thank you so much...i needed a laugh.
2007-02-16 10:12:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋