Does anyone know so great funny jokes that i can tell to my friends when they come over tomrrow?
2007-02-16 09:35:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a dumb blonde walks into a bar
what does she say?
ouch
2007-02-16 09:41:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough little hillbillies, as they could not afford a larger bed. The husband went to his veterinarian (of course) and told him that he and his cousin-wife didn't want to have any more children and asked what could be done. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but it was expensive. "A less costly alternative is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabaman said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can and holding it next to my ear and counting to 10 is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
Dunno if this helps...
2007-02-16 17:41:01 · answer #2 · answered by ~Geeks Will Rule The World~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OKAY well my friend told me this i hope i do not offend anyone but this is one of my good ones. this guy is walking threw the park and he walks over a bridge and a little guy dress in green comes out he is like "hey can you do me a big favor and i will grant you 3 wishes cuz i am a leprechaun.So the guy is like no way there is no such thing. so the leprechaun says "what! all you have to do is do me this fav and i can give you anything. so the guy thinks about it and he is like "fine whats the fav?" the leprechaun says "let me F*#k you from the back" so the guys like "wtf no f#$ken way" so the leprechaun says "oo come on you can have all the money in the world or live forever" so the guys like fine so the leprechaun is F^%ken him and he asks "so whats your name?" the guy says jimmy then the leprechaun says "how old are you?" the guy says 32 then the leprechaun says "so jimmy your 32 years old and still beleave in leprechauns"
2007-02-16 17:50:00 · answer #3 · answered by gflex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There ia a girl crying at the park. She has no legs, and no arms. A man see's her crying. He kindly ask "What happened" and she says"Im never ganna be ******" so the man takes her in his car takes her to a river and throws her. "NOW YOUR ******" LOL
Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
To find a tight seal.
2007-02-17 00:40:36 · answer #4 · answered by J.Witfield 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man looked in the mirror at him self and said: where did i see you befour.an angry man married an angry women when she was pregnant sh went to the hospital when the doctor was pulling the baby down the baby said: get out of my way i am going down by my self.
2007-02-16 17:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by Blade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you say to a woman with 2 blue eyes.???
Nothing.!!!
Her husband as already spoken twice.!!!
2007-02-17 09:42:40 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What will I get if I tell you the jokes??
2007-02-16 17:38:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋