2007-02-16 09:28:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It doesn't matter who I vote for the Satan controlled Republican party will cheat anyway.
2007-02-16 09:40:37 · answer #1 · answered by God 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
After his creations made the most horrific choice two elections in a row, God is disillusioned and has decided not to vote this time around.
2007-02-16 17:32:56 · answer #2 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ever since he screwed up his butterfly ballot with the hanging chad, god gave up on voting. Besides, his lightning bolts mess up the electronic voting machines.
2007-02-16 17:33:16 · answer #3 · answered by Dave P 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He will most likely vote for an obscure third-party candidate.
2007-02-16 17:33:02 · answer #4 · answered by . 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The same person he has voted for since 1964.....Barry Goldwater.
2007-02-16 17:33:55 · answer #5 · answered by Nicholas J 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Around here, the polling places are in schools. I don't think they'll let Him in.
2007-02-16 17:41:15 · answer #6 · answered by Pearly Gator 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think God votes.
He doesn't have to.
He controls it.
2007-02-16 17:33:20 · answer #7 · answered by ybnrml341 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
David Lee Roth!!
"Like my daddy always said, its not whether you win or lose, IT HOW GOOD YOU LOOK!"
2007-02-16 17:32:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
John Edwards or any other democrat
2007-02-16 17:33:59 · answer #9 · answered by Evil Man 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
not obama or hillary, I heard God doesn't like Phonies.
2007-02-16 17:32:46 · answer #10 · answered by juan.hunglo 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋