so what are they??
2007-02-16 09:20:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A shy guy wants to ask a good looking blonde out that he sees everyday on the train, going to work. He waits and waits to get the blondes attention but everyday she just sits there listening to her ipod. One day he builds up enough courage and leans over and gently removes her little speakers so that he can finally ask her out.
Unfortunately the blonde suddenly collapses and dies there on the spot.
The guy is still holding the speakers in his hand and he can hear what the blonde was listening to...
Breath in.
Breath out.
Breath in.
Breath out.
Breath in....
2007-02-16 09:51:22 · answer #1 · answered by roger a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." So, her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spreadall over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, and then looks at the box. He then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do we are not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I
want you to relax. Let's have a nice cupe of tea and then," he
sighed..................................
"We'll put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
2007-02-16 17:52:23 · answer #2 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three blondes meet their friend:
Friend:Why are you so happy?
Blondes:Because we completed a jigsaw puzzle in 2 weeks when it said 3+years on the box!!
Here is another one:
A blonde is standing at a drinks dispenser and is continously buying soda.
A guy walks over and says "What are you doing". She replys "Shh...I am winining"!!
2007-02-16 17:35:05 · answer #3 · answered by тнιηк αgαιη 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde walks into a bar...ouch!
What does a blonde do if she isn't in bed by midnight? She goes home.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are at the gates of heaven. St Peter asks them to quote one thing about themselves that has to be true.
The brunette says "I think I'm beautiful" -wrong, you're not getting in...
The redhead "I think I'm sexy" -wrong again.
The blonde "I think" -wrong.....
2007-02-16 17:54:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 blonds are walking down the street. 1 blonde walked into a bar, the other one ducked.....think about it :o)
2007-02-16 18:07:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know but it only takes one to screw a guy.
Sorry if that's offensive to you but it was the best I could think of.
2007-02-16 17:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she's given a math test with a right angled triangle and told to find the hypotenuse x. she circles x and says there it is......i kno its not funny...lol
2007-02-16 17:27:06 · answer #7 · answered by Funk-Ski Biznez Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋