2007-02-16 09:18:58 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Only if they're kosher.
2007-02-16 09:21:07 · answer #1 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When we see Jesus coming I highly doubt we are going to be thinking this way. Every time someone in the Bible saw an Angel they got really scared. Our human family today has never seen a Spirit creature before. I'm 6 foot 5 a very big guy and I will be honest, I don't think I'm going to be asking did you bring the chips.
2007-02-16 17:28:12 · answer #2 · answered by Jason W 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
English Chips or American Chips? I want to know if I should bring Catsup or Salsa?
2007-02-16 17:29:48 · answer #3 · answered by Bruce H 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, there's supposed to be a banquet, like a wedding banquet, when Jesus comes for his "bride", the church. Chips seems like a cheap way to go for a wedding banquet, so no, I don't think there will be chips -- other good stuff, yes; chips, no (but we'll never know for sure 'till the time comes)
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2007-02-16 17:23:27 · answer #4 · answered by tlbs101 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He'll certainly remember to bring the whip.
2007-02-16 17:22:32 · answer #5 · answered by kasar777 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be ready, because your chips are going to be the first.
2007-02-16 17:21:54 · answer #6 · answered by SEG48 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told him if he brings the chips, I'll bring the beer.
2007-02-16 17:23:56 · answer #7 · answered by Sookie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And the dip. Think of the irony of a dipstick bringing the chipdip.
2007-02-16 17:26:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude...no...he's the guest of honor, and the guest of honor doesn't bring the chips...so you'll have to bring your own...sorry.
2007-02-16 17:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by Spades Of Columbia 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He's already about 1950 years too late. According to the Bible he should have put in an appearance one generation after he died.
Don't hold your breath.
2007-02-16 17:23:03 · answer #10 · answered by Trevor 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, but He'll bring the fireworks.
2007-02-16 17:26:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋