The scientist?

Question

A scientist wanted to conduct an expirament to where would 3 items land if launched in the air.

He loads the first item which is a butcher knife and launches.
He then repeats his other 2 launches with a spear and a bomb.

The scientist quickly grabs is notepad and goes off to locate the 3 items.

There was a boy, who was crying next to a pool of blood. "What happened?" said the scientist
"A knife fell from the sky and killed my dog!"
the scientist logs his info.

He then goes along further and a man was praying next to a pool of blood. "What happened the scientist asked?"
" I wished that the guy I got off work would just die! and a spear came from the sky and killed him!!." the scientist logs his info.

The scientist goes a little further and discovers a little girl next a pile of rubble who was bursting out laughing. "What happened?" the scientist asked.
Little girl- "hahaha I farted and the building blew up!!" lol

Answer 1

then The scientist logs his info again....
He heard an old man burst out laughing behind him..
Old man- "hahaha welcome to the club, see, this is how we train our childrens......."
The scientist turned around and saw...................

................................... it was OSAMA BIN himself.

Answer 2

That's hilarious.

Here is another joke, it's kinda funny, but not really:
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars. It's a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a print out: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. "Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ring worm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.(Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant with twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

My friend told me that joke.....

Answer 3

What does this mean?

" I wished that the guy I got off work would just die! and a spear came from the sky and killed him!!."

Answer 4

its hillarious but i got 2 say the first answer that u had with the walmart joke was off the chain!!!! i luv yalls jokes!!

Answer 5

to roushracerx... it means he feels guilty for wishing that upon him when it actually happened to him.

Answer 6

thats pretty funny

Answer 7

good one

Answer 8

HAHAHAHa GOOd ONE!!