There are 4 chavs in a nova, it then goes off a cliff.
Why is this a bad thing?
A Nova Seats 5!
Please add some more chav jokes, I still don't think I've heard them all yet.
2007-02-16 09:01:20 · 5 answers · asked by daniel_marsland 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you call a chav with half a brain?
Gifted.
What do chavs use for protection during sexual intercourse?
A bus shelter
What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.
Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
2007-02-16 09:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by Spence 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a female chav in a white tracksuit? The bride
What do you call a chav in a suit? the accused
p.s A teacher at school started reeling these off one day, it took the class about 6 jokes before they realised that....."Oi, Miss! These are bit off, init?" (that was a clever ones..the others just didn't get them)
I do know there's one about letteres, or postmen, but can't remember the questions. Answers....sorted..and well-sorted.
2007-02-16 18:47:20 · answer #2 · answered by i_am_jean_s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea what a chav is so I will just substitute chav in favorite joke.
What did the chav say when the house fell on him - get off me homes.
2007-02-16 17:20:39 · answer #3 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahahha
what do you call a load of chavs in a car???
INNIT!!!!
2007-02-16 17:10:16 · answer #4 · answered by sami 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funnyyyyyyyyyyy and made me laugh.
2007-02-16 18:19:48 · answer #5 · answered by Blade 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋