What would you do if a Christian moved in next door to you?

Answer 1

Welcome them

God Bless You

Answer 2

I'd paint my house black, with blood red trim. Then I would petition the city to change my house number to 666. I would then kill all the grass on the front lawn, just leaving the dirt. Maybe a few weeds for color. Every day when I went out to get the mail I would wear a long, hooded black robe. Instead of a TV antenna on the roof, I would have a metal frame pentagram.

OK, OK, a little over the top. I have Christians living next door right now. They're nice people who don't preach.

Had you going for a minute, didn't I?

Answer 3

Nothing. I never know who's a Christian unless they tell me. Of the 5 other apartments on my floor, I know very little about the private lives of those people. I do know the old Spanish woman down the hall is Christian because she once gave me a cheese sandwich when I was locked out of my apartment and sitting on the stairs. She then gave me $5 and said she 'had to' because she was a 'Christian'. The people next to her are Israeli, I'm agnostic and I know nothing about the other people on the floor. As long as people are acting 'normal' and there's no trouble than I don't care what they believe.

Answer 4

I have a very nice christian lady that lives next door to me. She knows that I'm a atheist and we get along fine.

Answer 5

Not anything different than if a atheist or a buddhist or a mormon moved in next door.

Answer 6

Welcome them with open arms. But, I would do the same for an atheist that moved in next door. What does ones religious belief have to do with this question?

Answer 7

I welcome them, since ISLAM give so many rights to neighbors, no matter what is their religion.
Allah enjoins justice and kindness, and in giving alms to kinsfolk, He forbids indecency and abomination and oppression. He exhorts you that you may take heed.

-Qur'an, An-Nahl, Surah 16:90
Believers, uphold justice. Always bear true witness, even if it be against yourself, your parents, or your relatives—and regardless of whether the person against whom you are speaking is rich or poor. God is close to people regardless of their material circumstances. Do not be led by emotion, as this may cause you to swerve from the truth. If you distort your testimony, or refuse to testify, remember that God is aware of all your actions.

-Qur'an, An-Nisa, Surah 4:135
‘O you who believe! Stand out firmly for Allaah as just witnesses; and let not the enmity and hatred of others make you avoid justice. Be just: that is nearer to piety’

[al-Maa’idah 5:8].”
May Allah help & guide us all, Amen’.

Answer 8

I hope he's one of those Flanders type christians. Stupid Flanders.

Do you remember that one episode where in the future Homers gets divorced from Marge because he buys an underground home? When Bart visits some flat fish steal his underwater lawn furniture. 'Stupid Flounders!'. Classic.

Answer 9

I completely ignore the ones that already live there. They are crazy, and they tried to get the Pagans down the street arrested, just for being Pagan. They claimed the wife was putting spells on them, and that was why they wanted her arrested. Okay, whatever.

Answer 10

Praise the Good Lord.

Answer 11

Not a thing, since I'm actually renting a basement from a Christian and married another. They don't push their beliefs on me, I won't push mine on them.