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A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you
should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

2007-02-16 08:17:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

omg that is too funny man!

2007-02-16 08:20:25 · answer #1 · answered by Osita 3 · 0 1

Haha, that's great man :)

The only thing funnier is that I noticed everybody who commented saying how good this joke was all had a thumbs down :)

Some blonde apparently didn't appreciate this one very much and took it out on everybody.

2007-02-16 09:50:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thats Hilarious

2007-02-16 08:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♥TinaThat...ME♥♥ 3 · 0 1

lol 5/10. i've heard it before, but blonde jokes never get old.

2007-02-16 08:54:39 · answer #4 · answered by ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░ 4 · 0 1

LMAO that's the funniest blonde joke i ever heard!

2007-02-16 08:22:58 · answer #5 · answered by spasmolytic25 2 · 0 1

worth a LOL, giggle, smirk and a napkin to wipe the slobber off my face.

2007-02-16 08:26:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

now thats a funny one

hehehehehehehe

2007-02-16 08:26:50 · answer #7 · answered by blazing_star 3 · 0 1

thats 2 funny!!! lol

2007-02-16 12:52:36 · answer #8 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0 0

Ha ha.

2007-02-16 08:50:42 · answer #9 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0 1

That was good for a laugh....

2007-02-16 08:22:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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