she tells me she can't poop?

Question

There's a girl that I thought liked me but told me that she hasn't pooped in almost 5 days. We sat and joked about it for like 15 minutes today and had great conversation about other things too, but seriously if a girl tells you about her bathroom problems she can't possibly like you? It totally threw me off because she has been sending me all types of signs that she likes me. Oh well what do you all think

Answer 1

Looks like you could get her stool softeners instead of flowers. They're a lot cheaper.