2007-02-16 08:12:33 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I walked on water to get to my car this morning. It was frozen solid, but I did it.
2007-02-16 08:15:18 · answer #1 · answered by Maverick 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I try, I really do, but I just can't stop the magic. It's all Stephen Hawking's fault for leading us astray. If only I could part seas, or cause a big flood, or turn someone into a pillar of salt, I just know that my life would make more sense.
2007-02-16 08:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh no, look what you did! You revealed the Atheist secret that science, like chemistry, is all made up. Looks like we'll have to admit that we're totally wrong and we know it. We just make it all up and pass it on as truth and have no way to prove it what so ever. Whatever past "scientists" show us as proof we just accept without question, and we never critically analyze our findings. *sarcasm*
people-sarcasm, ever hear of it? Its the thing where you state the obvious like how science does in fact review its findings and critiques itself unlike other areas of the world, by saying the exact opposite.
2007-02-16 08:19:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You mean, all I have to do is accept Jesus, and I could buy a $20 kiddie pool instead of a $4000 treadmill?
2007-02-19 06:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by B-Hole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wonderd why all the christians are are walking on water across the sea is that to save on cruse fare and life boats
2007-02-16 08:20:26 · answer #5 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the religious people let go of their monopoly on magic.
2007-02-16 08:20:45 · answer #6 · answered by Kharm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. And make the sun stop in the sky! I'd like to see that one.
2007-02-16 08:17:01 · answer #7 · answered by Gene Rocks! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are many areas of life science will never be able to touch. God however touches them ALL!
2007-02-16 08:31:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man I guess that means I need to ditch my test tubes and beakers and break out the fishes and loaves......
2007-02-16 08:18:12 · answer #9 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've done that after like 10 shots of Tequila. Well....at least I think I have....
2007-02-16 08:18:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋