A cabby picks up a nun in San Francisco. She got into the car and the driver could not stop looking at her.
She asks him what was the matter and with hesitation he confides that he has always had a fantasy about kissing a nun.
She said that they could do something about that, but he must promise that he was single and a Catholic.
He said that he was. They pull over into a ally where the nun gives him a kiss beyond his wildest dreams.
They continue the journey, but he starts crying. 'Forgive me, sister', he says 'I have sinned - I'm married and I'm Jewish'.
The nun says: 'That's okay- my name is Kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress party'.
2007-02-16 07:52:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes that was funny. Love it. I remember my guy was complimenting this chick once in a show we were watching and come to find out the she was a he and boy did I rub that in for ever.
2007-02-16 07:57:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm probably one of the 5 people in the world who haven't heard that joke before so I thought it was funny....
2007-02-16 07:58:58 · answer #2 · answered by happy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very good build up and punchline
2007-02-16 07:56:36 · answer #3 · answered by stricklins 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm laughing my ankles off
2007-02-16 07:57:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before sorry.
2007-02-16 09:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah NO! heard it before xx
2007-02-16 07:56:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha
dat wuz so hi-larious i really liked it
2007-02-16 08:30:45 · answer #7 · answered by ghetto_haitian115 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crule but funny
2007-02-16 08:28:20 · answer #8 · answered by Clucky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw this before...and i hate it. that situation isn't funny at all.
2007-02-16 07:59:36 · answer #9 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
yea ,but not that funny
2007-02-16 07:57:12 · answer #10 · answered by Inahzi13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋