A king had 3 daughters that were of mid age.
He decided to invite 3 princes from different provinces to get to know and ultimately have sex, with to keep up the family name. Later during the night, the king walks down the corridor of the princesses bedrooms, and decided to listen in.
The king puts, his ear to the first door and heard loud screaming and moaning.
He then goes to the next door and evesdrops. He heard giggling and laughter.
He finally gets to the last door, and listens in.
It was dead silent. No sound came from the room.
The next morning the king had to ask his daughters. He turns to the first princess "Why were you screaming?" Princess 1- Oh, because it was sooo big and painful!
He turns to the next princess, why were you giggling? Princess 2- Hahaha, because, hahaha It was little and it tickled, hehe.
Finally he turns to the last princess and asks why was it silent? Princess 3- Because father, you told me not talk with my mouth full!!
2007-02-16 07:47:52 · 4 answers · asked by Lenneth's true challenge 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute, thanks for the laugh. Great way to begin a Friday night
2007-02-16 07:57:44 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That one was alright.
2007-02-16 16:06:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good manners
lol
2007-02-16 20:49:22 · answer #3 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, good one ! thanks
2007-02-16 15:54:54 · answer #4 · answered by Louy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋