Got any? Preferrably something short. Something that would entertain other women in their 30s during coffee, etc.
2007-02-16 07:42:12 · 6 answers · asked by curious1223 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tone down the dirty factor even more. Aren't there any clean romantic jokes out there?
2007-02-16 07:50:06 · update #1
All you ever needed to know about how women and men think?
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I am sorry = you'll be sorry
We need to talk = you're in trouble
Sure, go ahead = you better not
Do what you want = you will pay for this later
I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = let's have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
2007-02-16 07:50:25 · answer #1 · answered by postypaul 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
You wan't to entertain your guests without inviting us?? Well, if it's a all women's party we guys become more curious...
Here are a few one liners (but not romantic)...
When a man talks nasty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
$3.99 a minute
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed?
He had low elf esteem
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts
Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend
2007-02-16 07:50:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A little boy was playing by a pond when he saw a Port-A-Potty. Feeling mischievous, he tipped it over into the pond, and ran all the way home. At dinner, his father told the story of how George Washington chopped down the cherry tree. Feeling incredibly guilty, the little boy 'fessed up and told his father about what had happened. Soon, the boy was spanked, and how!
"Wait, dad! What's going on? I told you the truth!"
"Yes, you did. But George Washington's dad wasn't in the tree when he chopped it down!"
2007-02-16 08:13:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Go to KXGL-FM, 100.9 the Eagle, (I believe it's www.1009theeagle.com) After you've logged on, you may have to become a member of the eagle's nest, it's free, then go to the joke of the day. I really like the one for 2/15/07.
2007-02-16 07:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by Angel L 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do good Christian men enjoy performing cunnilingus?
Because it reminds them of the Jesus Fish.
Wang?
2007-02-16 07:46:20 · answer #5 · answered by Toilet 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
What's brown and sticky?
2007-02-16 07:44:23 · answer #6 · answered by chieromancer 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋