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I bought her a new belt and bag for Valentines day
The hoover works a treat now

2007-02-16 07:36:31 · 17 answers · asked by mac 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL, good 1! I'm now off the chair and on the floor.....OMG, LOL!

2007-02-16 07:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by foxieroxie1969 3 · 1 0

Well the belt will look good on her if it's glitzy, meanwhile your nether regions may look 'hidden' in the new bag you bought!

Complain! I would have your guts for garters!!!!

2007-02-16 07:41:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

My EX-HUSBAND bought me a set of pots & pans one year for christmas. SO When I divorced him I took them to......He had nothing to cook with. I took the DIshes also cause he gave me them once for my Birthday...So that is just an example that she may follow..... I hope it is really a joke and you are not like that.....

2007-02-16 08:12:24 · answer #3 · answered by Rochelle 2 · 0 0

I bought my wife a Toblerone and the dog eat it

2007-02-16 08:17:46 · answer #4 · answered by colin.edwards1 1 · 0 0

I had this one sent to me via text message its a fantastic one isnt it lol

2007-02-16 07:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0 0

Silly boy!

2007-02-16 07:38:59 · answer #6 · answered by lizzy 5 · 0 0

Are you broke or do you like to hear her complain? I suppose complain.

2007-02-16 07:42:55 · answer #7 · answered by Granny 2 · 0 0

Well I'm glad it works so great now-now you don't have excuse not to use it!!!

2007-02-16 07:40:36 · answer #8 · answered by ideaspclst 3 · 0 0

your going down quicker than a hooker with a bad hip.

2007-02-16 07:39:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

never satisfied are they??? we went to a wife swap party once, and i swapped her for a electric drill.....

2007-02-16 07:40:23 · answer #10 · answered by caesar 3 · 0 0

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