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how long would the aardvark have before he needed to get the hell out of there?

2007-02-16 07:12:01 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ Trek Ice Dancing Queen 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

okay, I'll call. darn, there goes all that whopping 3 weeks I spent in rehab

2007-02-16 07:21:36 · update #1

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Ted, you said you would call, and I have been waiting for you to leave that woman and do want you promised me in Colorado Springs!

Every time you mention aarvarks, I know you've been hitting the Tina-meth pipe again, huh?

Get a 12 step program Ted, and stop blaming God for your immaturity. Jesus is not to blame for your fashion faux pas's and lies.

Come clean, Teddy, before it's too late.
(Is it true that your sons are dating the Bush twins?)

2007-02-16 07:19:29 · answer #1 · answered by Marc Miami 4 · 0 0

Well, since theres no reason to expect God will send me manna, I quess the Aardvark better start running right now.
Hey, do you know what the translation is of the word "manna"??
It means "Whats that?"

2007-02-16 15:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

About 5 minutes

2007-02-16 15:14:37 · answer #3 · answered by Maverick 6 · 1 1

What's up with your fixation on aardvarks.

2007-02-16 15:34:02 · answer #4 · answered by swindled 7 · 0 0

The aardvark had better say his prayers; he wouldn't have long.....

2007-02-16 15:24:09 · answer #5 · answered by Gee Wye 6 · 0 0

Probably not very long since manna no longer falls from heaven.


Hannah J Paul

2007-02-16 15:17:08 · answer #6 · answered by Hannah J Paul 7 · 1 1

I'd eat the poor beast.

I'd save the muzzle whole though, you never know when it might come in handy.

2007-02-16 15:16:05 · answer #7 · answered by malcolm knoxville 1 · 1 1

I'd rather starve to death than eat a pig or aadvark.

2007-02-16 15:15:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

As long as it would take for me to get hungry.

2007-02-16 15:16:53 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Momma 4 · 1 1

400 billion years... Oh wait... no evidence of evolution that's right.

2007-02-16 15:16:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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