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ok ima girl and i want to leave a cute funny pick up line on a pice of papper on his car what should it say

2007-02-16 07:08:55 · 13 answers · asked by lovely 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

Write "I think your Hott! Call me if you wanna get 2gether sometime. (123-456-7890)" then underneath it write...Just so you know...Im hitting on YOU, NOT your CAR!

2007-02-16 07:14:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny pick-up lines may not help.
If he doesn't know you then just leave your name, telephone number and a small hand written line saying... "Waiting to hear your voice".
If he knows you and your number then just that line & your name will be efective.
If you want it to be funny then leave a note saying, "I am pregnant"

2007-02-16 07:24:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
or
Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.

A bit cheesy??

2007-02-16 07:31:44 · answer #3 · answered by Pumpkin 5 · 0 0

Use "is your father a theif? Because I wanted to know who stars from the sky and put them in your eye"

2007-02-16 07:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by gregtkt120012002 5 · 0 1

hey miss lovely, try this one.

"Are you half gorilla?, cuz you seem well hung"

LOL. It would make him laugh and then be curious to know who wrote such a note...next thing you know...you guys will be doing the NASTY.

2007-02-16 07:53:20 · answer #5 · answered by mBreeZe 3 · 0 0

Your legs must be tired, because you haven't stopped running through my mind all day long!

2007-02-16 07:46:54 · answer #6 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0 0

If you were a Mcdonalds hamburger, you'd be the Mc sexy!

2007-02-16 07:13:04 · answer #7 · answered by Lenneth's true challenge 4 · 1 0

Guy: "Have we met before?"

Girl: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

2007-02-16 07:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by Polaco B 1 · 1 0

wanna go halfsies on an illigitimate child?

2007-02-16 07:14:27 · answer #9 · answered by Hope C 2 · 2 0

Say, "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"

2007-02-16 07:26:50 · answer #10 · answered by The Aabenator 3 · 0 0

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