The new recruit.?

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John, a new recruit in the army, was to be stationed in korea. Upon his arrival, The commander approaches him and gives a ten cent tour.
"Well John, Monday is gambling night! Do you gamble?"

"I'm sorry sir, but one time in my life, I have gambled and lost everything. I swore never to gamble again."

"That's too bad john. Well anyway, theres still hooker wednesdays!! All the guys get to gether and have a humongous orgy!! Are you in?

"I'm sorry sir but I have a wife and daughter. I respect them too much to ever do that kind of thing. "sorry."

"It's okay john, hey... ummm... Are you gay?"

"No, no, no, sir, of course not. Why would you ask me this question?"

"Damn, then your going to hate Friday's.

2007-02-16 06:55:56 · 2 answers · asked by Lenneth's true challenge 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

2 answers

More like TGINF (THANK GOD IT's NOT FRIDAY).

I hate to know what he was talking about.

2007-02-18 11:21:48 · answer #1 · answered by hdchackz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

No TGIF there! ha ha lol

2007-02-17 19:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋