An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning until night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet -- caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a male mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with all the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with the men. The old farmer said, "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."
"And what about the men?" the minister asked.
"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."
2007-02-16 06:24:14 · 17 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
9/10
Hope you're not thinking of changing your 'hoss for the mule Cowboy!
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-16 08:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one cowboy looks like the mule had enough of the old nag 10/10
2007-02-16 07:32:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha Cute!
2007-02-16 08:34:21 · answer #3 · answered by christmas382000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell, Id buy that mule to X my husband!...hes the nagger!
2007-02-16 07:05:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good I laughed
2007-02-17 01:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, 4 stars
2007-02-16 06:33:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it cowboy, nice story,,
2007-02-16 06:32:35 · answer #7 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats really funny !
2007-02-16 07:03:03 · answer #8 · answered by Zaina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THat was funny!!!
so funny that i had to give you a star!!
nice nick name!!
(wink)
2007-02-16 07:24:42 · answer #9 · answered by da realest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats mean but oh so funny
2007-02-16 06:29:02 · answer #10 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋