2007-02-16 05:23:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he used a tablet lol..
2007-02-16 05:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by tikketiboo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The short answer is he didn'e want to do it, just like when your wife tells you: Not tonite hon, I have a headache.
The long answer:
Moses had a headache. He had the headache because "he was in over his head," but he didn't know it. It took the wise counsel of his father-in-law, Jethro, to serve as a dose of ancient Advil. In the first section of Exodus 18 Moses recites the deeds of the Lord in delivering God's people from Egypt. What Moses didn't know is that the people needed another kind of deliverance. They needed to be set free from the way of doing ministry and problem-solving Moses had devised. Jethro put it to Moses in this way (vv. 17, 18): "What you are doing is not good. You and these people who come to you will only wear yourselves out. The work is too heavy for you; you cannot handle it alone."
2007-02-16 05:31:45 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
specific, the memories are literal historic previous and contain *supernatural activities* which you could't relate with "survivorman" or any widely used operation of "nature", different than for Jesus' parables that are instructed as an occasion. Jesus' parables are obvious. 2 of each and every species weren't mandatory for the ARK, in easy terms 2 of all varieties (cat,dogs,etc) and seven of specific animals for sacrifice purposes. there is extra effective than sufficient space on the ark for that. it is no longer a comic book strip tugboat with giraffe heads protruding of it. It become no longer a small boat with the help of any degree different than possibly OIL supertankers that are of the comparable dimensions comparably.
2016-09-29 05:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by truesdale 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he was British or Chinese or japanese or Indian, he would have taken a cup of tea to take care of the headache.
If Moses was from US, he must have had a beer.
2007-02-16 05:47:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He took a sharp- pointed Aspirin,
They're very good for splitting headaches.
2007-02-16 06:21:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He took 2 tablets.
2007-02-16 05:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
God gave him 10 tablets - mankind has had a headache ever since
2007-02-16 05:27:15 · answer #7 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
took a nice warm bath in the red sea.
2007-02-16 05:26:42 · answer #8 · answered by havingfun 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Parrots ate em all?
2007-02-16 05:26:57 · answer #9 · answered by Lord Onion 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tidal wave!
afterall, he did part the red sea with his mind.
2007-02-16 05:27:26 · answer #10 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His wife wasn't happy because it was Saturday, "humpin' night"
2007-02-16 06:35:12 · answer #11 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋