tell me blonde jokes if u had some.
Three blondes are walking down the beach.
They see something and pick it up and rub it.
A genie comes out.
He says, you each have one wish.
The 1st one says I want to be 20 times smarter.
She becomes a brunette.
The second one says I want to be smarter
but not that much smarter.
Make me 10 times smarter.
She turns into a redhead.
The third one says, I don't want to be any more
smarter.
Make me 100 times dumber.
She turns into a man.
2007-02-16 05:19:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for those who r men please dont even bother replying
2007-02-16 05:28:19 · update #1
guys dont no what they're tlkin bout. all guys r eithder dumb or have dumb moments. u can not say this is dumb because i am a blonde. if i thought this wasnt true y would i bother puttin it there in the first place? aduh!
2007-02-16 07:28:57 · update #2
This is not a blonde joke, but it's a good one to ask blondes...
Your in a one story house in which everything is painted pink. The door is pink, the chairs are pink, even the tv is pink. Everything in pink. What color are the stairs?
Answer:There are no stairs. It's a one story house.
2007-02-16 06:15:19 · answer #1 · answered by three4three 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
two blondes are stuck in a car in a hailstorm. Thier car gets a million little dents. They take it to the shop, and the guy decides to have some fun with them. He tells the first blonde to take it home and blow into the exhaust pipe as hard as she can, and that will pop the dents out. blondes go home, and the second blonde comes out to the garage to find the first laying behind the car, out of breath. She asks, 'What are you doing?" The first blonde tells her what the mechanic told her. The second blonde says, "You are so stupid! It's never going to work! The windows are down and the air is escaping!"
2007-02-16 05:29:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol.Nice one.
Once they arranged a session to prove that blondes are not stupid.They whole audience is full of blondes.They pick a woman and invite her to da stage.A question is to be asked to her and if she answers it correctly then it is a prove that blondes arent stupid.
Q) what is 2+2 equals to?
She thinks hard for a time then : 7?
the judges announce it wrong but the audience starts shoutin :
Give her a chance,give her a chance.
ok
what is 2+2 equals to ?
She thinks hard again: 5?
The audience shouts again:
Give her a chance.Give her a chance.
ok
what is 2 +2 equals to?
She really thinks hard and then : 4?
before the judges cud nod the audience :
Give her a chance.Give her a chance.
2007-02-16 05:57:36 · answer #3 · answered by valiant_vivacious 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good one! 8/10.
There was this other blonde who walked into an appliance store one day and told the nearest salesperson, "I'd like to buy that television." The guy says, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes." The girl is furious and storms out of the store.
The next day, she comes back, but she has dyed her hair red. She walks up to the same salesperson, pointed to the same thing, and said, "I'd like to buy that television." "Sorry, we don't serve blondes," the man replies. Now the girl is almost as curious as she is upset.
The third day, the comes back into the store with a brunette hair job. "I'd like to buy that television." "Sorry, we don't serve blondes."
Now the blonde is totally messed up. She says to the guy, how did you know I'm blonde even though I dyed my hair?"
"Because," the salesman replied, "that's a microwave."
:D
2007-02-16 05:26:40 · answer #4 · answered by pianoman.jeremy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute here is a joke
there were three girls a brunette a red head and a blonde
they looked in the mirrior and got sucked in if they lied the brunette said i think im the prettiest girl alive and got suked in the red head said i think im the perrtiest girl in the world and got sucked in the blonde said i think and got sucked in
2007-02-20 09:22:17 · answer #5 · answered by cheer_chic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupidest joke i ever heard well if thats what you want to call it that i have some good jokes but not enough time to tell them sorry
2007-02-16 05:24:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tsk! tsk!
What the hey! That is impossible! There is only one man that fits the criteria and he is in the White House.
2007-02-16 05:24:14 · answer #7 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a man but couldn't resist myself...
You deserve 10/10...
butthegeniewasamaletoo... heranawaywiththe1stone...
andleftthe2ndoneforthe3rdone
If you couldn't understand what I wrote then I am sorry we males are indeed dumb.
2007-02-16 05:54:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
what the difference between the atlantic ocean and a blonde? the ocean doesn't haves that many crabs. what do you call a smart blonde? a golden retriver
2007-02-16 05:54:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good one - from a brunette married to a blonde man - trust me I know!!!!!
2007-02-16 05:26:13 · answer #10 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋