I am his official agent. Please forward your requests to me, and I will review them and discuss the best-paying gigs with him.
2007-02-16 05:10:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I know exactly how i could get Jim Darwin to my fun - oh, uh, fundraiser. I'd like to raise his "fun". oh my, I am a naughty naughty girl
2007-02-16 07:00:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't want Jim Darwin to appear at my fundraiser. Despite the fact that I see his posts here every day, I don't believe he exists.
He is a software program that was written, many years before YA was even invented, by the greatest programmer that has ever lived. This is the same man that wrote DOS (it was not Bill Gates and his cronies, they have no idea how to write a program), and started the whole personal computer age.
So that people can't bother him, he won't reveal his identity to anyone. But, I have a friend who knows him, and if you want a custom piece of software written for you that will knock your socks off, please sign up for a monthly subscription at only $99.98.
I am going to get Harry Potter and Gollum to appear at my fundraiser.
2007-02-16 13:53:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anthony Stark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey Jim,
I don't believe in official agents.
2007-02-16 13:13:37 · answer #3 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm thinking of a blow-out whose proceeds will go to our local food pantry, and thinking of inviting the remaining members of Monty Python. Of course, I expect to be serving the very best in food, spirits and herb.
Jim's stipend is negotiable, of course...
2007-02-16 14:07:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10% to the agent right
2007-02-16 13:29:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was wondering if he would be available on June 3rd to speak at my church. I belong to the Methebapticostal church in Jersey.
Let me know.
He only has to speak for 2 hours but he has to wear another hat, We wear frog hats. See link below.
You can call me @ BR-549.
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2007-02-16 13:18:44 · answer #6 · answered by Jeanmarie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can we set-up a lunch? I would be interested in what your client's tastes are.
2007-02-16 13:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to wear his wet briefs....lmbo.
2007-02-16 13:12:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you.. I'll have my people call your people and we'll do lunch ;)
2007-02-16 13:12:26 · answer #9 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋