2007-02-16 04:05:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Im going with Atlas
2007-02-16 04:08:51 · answer #1 · answered by Occult NZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He keeps the earth in a giant ziploc bag, filled with dark matter. This dark matter is squishy enough to allow the Earth to keep turning. It is suspended from an elaborate glass apparatus that swings us in a big circle around the "sun".
2007-02-16 12:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by Open Heart Searchery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tommy Smothers holds it at the end of a string and does the cat's cradle and around the world.
Yo-Yo Ma is Yo-Yo God's wench.
2007-02-16 12:07:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, the Earth is God's dog's ball. He likes to carry it around, chew on it and play fetch when he can get God to toss it for him.
Good dog.
By the way, anyone that says it's gravity, I remind you, gravity is only a theory.
2007-02-16 12:10:25 · answer #4 · answered by Murazor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The earth is carried through the heavens by ten million tinfoil hat wearing moonbats.
2007-02-16 12:12:35 · answer #5 · answered by Zapatta McFrench 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He uses a string. It's called the string theory
2007-02-16 12:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The earth is Gods yoyo
2007-02-16 12:09:04 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are the shiny blue orb inside the ring of other orbs on the playground of an alien world. Didn't you see the movie?
2007-02-16 12:12:42 · answer #8 · answered by Coyote 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My world is supported by four enormous elephants, which are standing on the back of a ridiculously huge tortoise.
2007-02-16 12:07:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"It's turtles all the way down."
(go read Carl Sagan's "Cosmos" if you don't get the reference)
Isn't it interesting how modern science has disproved *all* of the ancient creation myths, yet superstitious people still cling to many of them? Ignorance is still widespread in the world...
:(
2007-02-16 12:10:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋