At five o'clock in the morning after a heavy night's drinking, Jock staggers to the side of the road and passes out in the gutter.
A few hours later a couple of local school girls are on their way to class when they see Jock lying in the gutter. They had both heard rumours about scottish men not wearing anything under thier kilts and after poking Jock with a stick to confirm that he would not wake up they thought this was the perfect opportunity to find out.
One girl lifted Jock's kilt while the other one took a peek. Jock wasn't wearing anything underneath! The girls shreaked and laughed, but then they started to feel a bit guilty about taking advantage of the drunken Scot. So they decided to tie one of their blue ribbons fron their hair around Jock's p***s to make him aware that someone had been looking up his kilt. they then made their way to school.
Five hours later Jock finally awoke. He lifted the kilt and saw the ribbon and said
2007-02-16 03:59:44 · 9 answers · asked by theearlof87 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Och i cannae remember what ye did last night Jock, but ye must have one first prize!"
2007-02-16 04:00:22 · update #1
Very good.
Must be the same Jock who said to his girlfriend.
"Mary ye're looking a wee bit worried. Is it the twinkle in me eye that's causing it?"
"No Jock," replies Mary "It's the tilt in your kilt!"
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Eventually Jock says "Mary. Put your hand up ma kilt."
Mary does so and shrieking, snatches it back. "Ooooh." She says, "It's gruesome."
"Aye." Answers Jock. "Put your hand up again and it'll grow some more!"
2007-02-16 04:06:27 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMAO, that's just wrong, but funny in a sick sort of way. I'd give it an 8/10.
2007-02-16 12:54:03 · answer #2 · answered by kunversita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got that from an old country song.
the last verse is:
lad ah dont know were you been but i see you won first prize
2007-02-16 16:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by Nathanael S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From someone who often adorns the kilt, "ye made me laugh". very good...
2007-02-16 13:16:25 · answer #4 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good jopb it did not have a pin on it he would of had 2 pxxxxs
2007-02-16 12:04:08 · answer #5 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.!!!
8/10.!!!
2007-02-16 12:10:36 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very twisted but funny
2007-02-16 13:08:38 · answer #7 · answered by caitlin_the_skeptic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-16 12:02:07 · answer #8 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2007-02-16 12:05:09 · answer #9 · answered by theemadmonkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋