2007-02-16 02:53:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It just posted about a minute ago, dickweed.
2007-02-16 03:06:18 · update #1
Room and Board = $50. You get bottom bunk. don't ask why. You just always get the bottom bunk in hell.
Food=$25. Why is it so cheap? Its alll fast food. Hey, since your dead anyway, you wont have to worry about heartattacks or calories.
Entertainment=$50 hookers in hell are cheap. But oh so fine...
The ride on over=$20 Because Satan, a/k/a Lucifer (affectionetly called "Lucy") is tired of having to listen to all the little whiny brats saying "Why do I gotta pay 5 bucks to get into hell, when I can get into heaven for like 3?!". He says one more complaint and he's raisin it to 30.
Total: $145
For how long: All of eternity. Because in hell, the party just don' stop. And don't worry about those losers in Heaven yelling at us to turn down the music. They're just pissed off because we get to party, and they all they get to do is sit on a ****** cloud and play the harp.
You can pay all this, to me. I'll be sure to give it to him. Honest. No, really...I will...
2007-02-16 03:47:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It will cost you everything, and once in hell you will wonder for eternity if the life you lived was worth it !
Revelation 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
2015-04-22 14:23:26 · answer #2 · answered by wantsthebest4u 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's free. It's a choice.
2007-02-16 03:36:14 · answer #3 · answered by Bubbles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you ask? Are you worried that you won't get in on mocking God alone?
2007-02-16 03:05:55 · answer #4 · answered by cmw 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
11 minutes and no answer....lol.
2007-02-16 03:05:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nothing ...you denying God will get you their..first class ticket...
2007-02-16 03:12:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sh**, DAmn, F***, ***, Bit**!!! Now it is free!
2007-02-16 03:05:52 · answer #7 · answered by maybe 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋